Mutant Vegetables

My gardening adventures have taken a turn toward the twilight zone.

My cucumber plant and my watermelon cross pollinated and the outcome is bizarre.

So would this be a cucumelon...

or a watercumber?

And what is this? It's yellow but all of the other...watcumberelons? ... are green.

So what do you do with mutant gardening products? Do I dare eat them?

I might grow an extra arm. Wait! I'm a mom! How many uses could I find for an extra arm?!

(Now taking a bite.)

Blech! Bitter and strange.

What do I do with the rest of them?

Too bad Rod Serling isn't still around. I'd invite him over for a twilight zone special - watumbermelon salad.